The X Factor

Baseball is Gayer than The X Factor.

by Matt on October 13, 2011 · 1 comment

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So there I was at home last night, just waiting for the baseball game to end so I could watch X Factor and write my review about it for all of you lovely readers.  But the game just kept going.  And then it kept going.  It went some more.

That’s pretty much what baseball does.  They just play the game until the pitcher gets so bored that he just throws an easy hit because he wants to go home and sit on his too-fat-for-sports ass and knit or something.

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So I watched the whole show tonight, but unfortunately I don’t have much time to write about it.  Here’s a few quick hits –

  • The show improved immensely tonight.  If I had to watch any more of those stage auditions, I was going to go crazy.  I like the division into groups.
  • However, if they plan on eliminating these groups as a whole, and not people individually within the groups, then that blows.  The whole team shouldn’t be penalized for one dopey kid’s terrible performance.
  • How did Mesh-Shirt Prince Guy
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The X Factor – Nicole Scherzinger didn’t suck quite as bad.

September 30, 2011
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Okay, okay, I may have been a little harsh on her last night, but it’s not like she was really likable tonight.  She just wasn’t mean.  I was with Simon when she wouldn’t hurry up and give a straight yes or no answer, though.  Hurry up, chick.  You’re half the reason this show is taking up two damn hours of my life.

Anyway, thoughts from tonight’s last round of auditions:

  • Steve Jones.  Does anyone like anything about this guy besides his smashing good looks?  This guy could put me to
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The X Factor – Nicole Scherzinger kind of sucks.

September 29, 2011
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Really, what happened to this chick?  I don’t know if any of you watched The Sing-off when she was a judge, but she was super sweet.  I don’t think she made any friends tonight.  And why did she feel like she had to prove herself?  Luckily for her, and to my total surprise, should can actually sing.  If not, she would have been embarrassed and I would have not written this because I’d still be laughing right now.  She comes across as just mean.  Simon is mean, but he’s funny … [Keep Reading...]

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A Few Bits from the 30 Minutes I’ve Watched So Far of Last Night’s X Factor

September 22, 2011
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So I spent last night eating craploads of steak and drinking many delicious drinks in celebration of my mom’s clean MRI (Go Mom!  Woot!)  Because of this, the only bit of The X Factor that I saw was last night was the first half hour or so.  Here’s a few observations from last night, and hopefully I’ll get a fuller review to you soon.

  • Worst theme song ever.  It sounds like something that should be on a Dance Dance Revolution game.  Seriously, play back the theme song and see if
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