So You Think You Can Dance

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Helloooooo, Cat Deeley.  It’s been far too long.  ave you decided to marry me yet?  No?  Okay, maybe next time.

Los Angeles.  Here we are.  First round of auditions.  Mitchell from Modern Family as a guest judge.  It was a solid round, with (oddly) no horrible auditions, excluding dislocating kneecaps.  But more on that later.  For now, I’ll just give you my quick thoughts on each of the featured dancers from tonight.  And keep in mind, if you’re not familiar with my SYTYCD recaps, I always have names for the … [Keep Reading...]

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Well, ladies, if you were pining for one Stephen “Twitch” Boss, pine no more.

As of this past weekend, he is officially engaged.  And not just engaged, but engaged to So You Think You Can Dance season 2’s Allison Holker, who is also a big deal, but she doesn’t have a sweet ass name like “Twitch,” so she doesn’t get the same publicity.

Apparently the couple has been dating for about two and a half years, so I guess it was about time.  The pairing leaves an option open for … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Kick Off Four Dancers Again?? – A SYTYCD Recap

August 16, 2012
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(Note: I kind of wrote this one in train-of-thought as I watched the show the first time instead of going back and watching again and writing, so it may feel a little different.  Let me know if it’s better or worse or the same!)

Tonight was an outrage.  Poppycock!  Malarkey!  One might even call it balderdash.  I’m left so unhappy and so unfulfilled.  Anyways, on with the recap….

Oh, hello there, Cat.  Don’t worry, I can appreciate your beauty behind that weird Fraggle Rock-looking dress.

Already with the awkward intro … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Continue to Be Wicked Late With Your SYTYCD Recaps – My Bad Again

August 14, 2012
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So I’m over a week and a half late.  Myyyyy bad.  Soooo sorry for having a real life and stuff.  And sure, that real life is boring as shit, but it’s my boring life.

No, but really, I’ll try to get better.  This week’s SYTYCD recap will be posted on Thursday.  Guaranteed.  Unless I don’t.

So, how about last episode?

It started off with a Charlie Chaplin-esque dance number choreographed by Tyce.  Unfortunately, the routine started off with the camera all right up in flapper Girl’s grill, now equipped with … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Have a Face as Awesome as This Guy’s – SYTYCD Recap

July 19, 2012
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Bah duh duh duh.. So You Think You Can Dance Dance dance dance…

Good times.  Something about Cat looks different tonight.  Different makeup, maybe?  I’m not sure.  Guys aren’t the best at figuring out what’s different.  We just know something’s different.  So don’t get so pissed at us when we don’t know if you cut your hair or put on different make up or something.  So not fair.

Anyways, I’m writing this after awaking from my medically-induced coma, which will be setting in again shortly.  Hopefully I can make it … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Think You Can Boot Four Dancers Next Week – SYTYCD Recap

July 12, 2012
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Oh, hello there, Cat.  I’ve missed you.  It’s been a while since we’ve had the SYTYCD stage filled with dancers, but I think this season is going to be pretty good.

The opening dance tonight was pretty badass, I thought.  I really want one of those arm band things that the guys wore on their right arms.  I don’t know what they are, but they look awesome and should be back in style.  Let’s make this happen.

Oh, great, now we get the awkward four second awkward introductions of the … [Keep Reading...]

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