Well since I can’t find any stories about this anywhere and it seems to be all over the Twitterverse, I guess I’ll take a second to write about what the hell is going on in Dance Moms world.
Let me introduce you to Erika Schrade, who apparently is a member of the Candy Apples Dance Company.
It all began fifteen hours ago, which would have been 1:30am my time, or 11:30pm, on the west coast, where the finale of Dance Moms at Nationals are filming. So fifteen hours ago, this … [Keep Reading...]
Yeah, that’s right. Our good ol’ favorite tanning, lifting, smashing, pseudo-Italian meathead has just released a new single.
And so help me Bob, it is awful. Apparently it’s some sort of anti-drinking and driving anthem. You know, if anthems are auto-tuned, off-beat, and borderline retarded.
The song is called “How The F%#k We Gettin’ Home?!” and features a couple of other douche-canoes that you wouldn’t recognize either, because if you do, you likely wouldn’t be reading this blog. If you happen to be super-pumped about this, you can go here… [Keep Reading...]