Another “audience question.” “Hey there, Cathy has been kicking ass at competitions this season. Does this worry you?” Okay, a little more valid of a question, but if I had to guess, I’d say Cathy is about to come out on stage after this.
Oh hey, Cathy is coming out.
Cathy says her secret is to be nice to the kids, and they perform well. WHAT? Unheard of. Jeff then asks her if she could have any dancer from ALDC to be at her studio, who would it be? The answer is surprisingly Chloe, which would be cool, but Cathy ruins the moment by rubbing Christi’s leg and saying it’s stubbly. Christi tells her that she gets laser hair removal. Suck on that, Cathy. P.S. – You’re gross.
Here’s another audience question, “drrrr… so, Cathy… if you had to have one of the moms babysit your kid, who would it not be? drrr… see what I did there? I put not in ti so she has to pick the not one. The one not use babysitting not. Drrrrr….”
I complain about these questions, but it’s not like Jeff’s questions are any better.
Cathy answers with the obvious choice of Holly, but then says Melissa as well. Nah.
Okay, another audience question. And get ready, because this tops them all. A question from a chick who looks and sounds like she’d be on NPR. “Cathy, I hear you like Downton Abbey. Which character would you be and which character would Abby be?”
Seriously, though…. there were no better questions in the audience than that? That’s terrible. I quit.
No, but really. I’m fast forwarding through that answer.
So out comes Abby to hang out with Cathy, and Abby is just straight up mean. I mean, I don’t blame her for the most part, but she’s still pissed about the love tap that Cathy gave her with her purse. That shit was nothing. It was like a breeze blowing on her. Abby tells Cathy that she’s a piece of shit and calls her mother a pathetic disgrace. I mean, I’m kind of a jack-hole, and I wouldn’t say that. Well I might, but I’m hiding behind a computer, so that makes it okay. Right? No? Okay, cool.
Anyway, basically Abby was a huge bitch to Cathy, who is usually the huge bitch. And don’t get me wrong, Cathy was no peach either. But Abby made her look like Mother Theresa tonight. It was a bit off-putting. And that’s how we end the show, until Kelly goes ff about how Paige is awesome to her, so they can all S a D. After she went on that rant, I really just wanted her to say “SUCK IT, I’M OUT!” and just go find a mic to drop on the stage and walk off. It was beautiful, but that would have been the cherry on top.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m just disliking Abby more and more as this show progresses, but she’s getting to be intolerable. What did you think? Was Abby out of line? Did you enjoy the show? Was anyone in the studio audience able to pass the 3rd grade?
Let me know what you thought in the comments below, and thanks for reading!