Three days to competition. Kelly and her girls walk in and apparently their late, so Abby gives Kelly shit about it. Kelly’s pissed. You know, even though Brooke isn’t even dancing this week and all. Kendall and Jill are even later. Abby doesn’t care as much. But Kelly slams a door and sasses Abby while she’s at it. Got her!
The girls go into the studio and Abby starts rehearsing the group number again. You can already tell she’s uneasy about the current choreography.
Upstairs, Christi wishes she looked as good as Rachelle in a leotard. Thank God you don’t look like Rachelle, Christi. Kelly has an idea, though. Wraps. Not like what goes around a Kit Kat or some turkey wrapped in a tortilla, but like, some sort of thing you wrap yourself in to lose weight. Doesn’t sound scammy at all, right? Christi says “I don’t have a problem area. I’m a problem.” I’m with ya, lady.
Back downstairs, Abby is worried about Mackenzie in this one. She doesn’t think she can do it. LAME. Mackenzie can do anything, dammit!! Then Abby makes Chloe cry. This bitch.
Chloe goes and cries to Christi, and Christi gives her one of her badass mom talks. Christi is the shit.
Time for Maddenzie to rehearse. Pretty sure they’ll be fine. Mackenzie says she hates being compared to Maddie, because she’s not Maddie. Thank God you’re not, girlie.
And now Chloe’s rehearsal. She walks in. Runs through her solo once. And her rehearsal is over. Good talk, Abby. Chloe’s supposed to be in a rock show for this number, but the music is all fairy-like. What the? Some tweeps told me that this is because sometimes the show can’t get rights to music so they overlay something else. I get that, but if that’s true, why didn’t they find another ROCK song, maybe? Dumb.
Back from the commercial, and we’re all at Kelly’s house where the women are going to get wrapped. They all decide to wrap different places. Kelly is doing her ass. Christi went with arms. Holly went face. Melissa’s boobs are all out and she shows them. I grimace and peek through my fingers. Hm.
Christi takes Kelly to the kitchen to wrap her ass. Yeah, wrap that ass, girrrrrrrl. I don’t know, just sounded like something a wrapper might say. We also learn that Melissa and Kelly are often naked in front of each other. So there’s that.
Melissa does her belly, but I’m pretty sure they’re just wrapping this chick in Saran Wrap. Oh, and also, her husband wants to bang her when she gets home. Someone’s gotta.
Back at the studio, Kendall rehearses her solo, which is all 20s like. It’s high-paced and high energy. Can she hack it? We’ll see.
Time for more group rehearsal. Abby still doubts Mackenzie. She’s too short and she has a duet to worry about. LAME! Still. So she pulls her. Bullshit. Kelly thinks it’s bullshit too and says so. Melissa thinks it’s fine, which is weird. Kelly is like, “Yo, this chick can’t even do the dance, but Brooke is sitting at home. What the shit?” Valid point.
After we all get to see Jennifer Love Hewitt in a commercial, we’re now in Grand Rapids for the competition. It may be a rough day. As Christi says, the group number has been re-choreographed “472 thousand times.” And Maddenzie is doing their first number ever. In order to prepare Kendall for her number, Abby has her just sit on the wall. Feel the burn. Jill hates it. I think it’s fantastic.
Again, Abby is worried about Mackenize sucking it up. She says she needs to keep up with Maddie. Blech.
In the corner, Christi is coaching Chloe on the attitude she needs to have for her solo. It’s all rock-like, so she teaches her to stick out her tongue and give the death metal hand and all that jazz. Much like my Twitter avatar. Pretty sure I inspired this one. Chloe’s got it covered. Jill spies onto this conversation like a shady little harlot.
First up to perform is Kendall. She does well, but she kind of bored me like always. At least this one was peppy and more fun than usual. Jill is pumped about it.