March 2013

That’s a Wrap – A Dance Moms Recap

by Matt on March 27, 2013 · 9 comments

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So I was trying to figure out why I’m so burnt out on writing this show.  I think it’s because there’s no end in sight.  I checked around online, and if Wikipedia is to be believed, WE’RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THIS SEASON.  Good God.  No wonder the moms complain about so much filming.  I would too.  Anyways, on with the recap.

Previously on Dance Moms:  Cathy says they beat ALDC, Cathy subsequently gets beaten by ALDC, Nia was the best Rosa Parks since Rosa Parks was Rosa Parks, and Douchey … [Keep Reading...]


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Speed-dating.  War.  Shenanigans.  Just another week of Dance Moms.  Let’s get this party started.

Previously on Dance Moms:  A dog died, Christi and Kelly made up and harmony was restored, and Black Patsy wreaked havoc in the halls of a competition and in the hearts of children.

LIVIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!  Never gets old.

Into rehearsal the moms and girls walk.  Abby tells them congratulations to win, but still pretty much tells them they were awful.  Kelly reminds Abby that they won by seven points, but Abby don’t give … [Keep Reading...]