Jill is actually mad at the rest of the moms for not being there to stick up for her (though Christi is actually standing between them to make sure a fight doesn’t break out). Christi tells us that she was worried that Patsy was going to pull out her weave. Her weave? I’m so crushed right now. Those lovely golden locks aren’t legitimate? Damn you women and your fake looks that get me every time.
Back in the dressing room, Christi tells Kelly that she was looking to her for reinforcement, but things were weird with them so it didn’t happen. But Christi says, “Oh my God, Kelly, I need you!” and the world freaking rejoices. Peace and harmony are restored. They are friends again, just like that. Then they ogle over each other for a minute, and my heart is happy again.
Awards time! The host first announces an apology and then says he kicked out Black Patsy and her spawn. So that’s over.
First award is best costume, which goes to… NIA! Ha haaaaaa… suck it, Abby. Abby’s crow-eating face is pretty priceless, though. She handled it well.
Third place solo? Nia again! What a boss. Killed it this week. First place?………. Maddie. Sigh. Next.
Group awards now. Second place? …. Some chicks. No way this improvised train wreck got first. Orrrrr maybe it did. I wouldn’t have picked it, but the judges disagreed with me. the moms have a celebration dance, and hugs are speared around, even from Abby. And Christi and Kelly hug. Sigh…. Love.
The girls give Abby their card and we see a dopey montage of the dead dog.
And that does it for this week. Next week, it looks like Abby will be speed dating, which will be the first time “Abby” and “speed” have been used together.
So what did you think of the episode? Love it? Hate it? Are you happy as hell that the world is right again in Hyland-Lukasiak world?
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