Okay, awards. First place in the junior solos? MACKENZIE!!! WOOOOOO!!! Third place Intermediate solo? PAIGE! YE-YEAH!!
Highest scoring duet trio?? Maddie and Kendall! BAM! Suck it. Is Abby shocked? “No. They were looking at Maddie. Guaranteed.” Rude.
Time to do the group number now. Christi says they’ll be fine because Sophia was never there anyway. Abby says, “yeah, but compare Sophia to Kendall. Not even close.” Rude.
Christi once again reminds Abby that these girls were all taught all they know by Abby, so it’s on her. She can’t quite get that through her candy-coated head, though.
They go out on stage, and these costumes are weird. They look like they immigrated from the move Van Helsing. They look like weird ghoulish creatures. The routine itself is okay, but it doesn’t do much for me.
Abby thought it was good, but we all saw Kendall kinda suck, and Abby definitely saw it. They know an ass-chewing is coming in the dressing room. Abby calls Christi out for calling it amazing, God forbid. Abby says even she herself doesn’t wake up amazing. It takes her hours to get that way. False. Abby is not amazing when she wakes up, when she goes to sleep, or during and of her fourteen daily meals.
Ah well, awards time. Will they get first?? BOO YA! They do.
The moms are pumped back in the dressing room, but Abby walks in and mocks Christi about it being amazing. Abby says they got lucky and tells Kendall she screwed the whole thing up. My favorite Sassy Kendall strikes back and says she only messed up one part, so screw off. She didn’t say screw off, but she thought it.
And that’s how it ends. Next week the replacement dance moms and girls will be at the competition. Interesting.
This week’s episode didn’t do much for me. What did you think? Is Kendall becoming more awesome? Does the show need to pick up a bit, or is it just me?
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