July 2012

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Previously on Dance Moms… Leslie was annoying and stupid.

LIVIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!  Sorry.  But I’m really not.  That crap will never get old to me.

Of course we start the show with the pyramid, and Holly is nowhere to be found for some reason.  Christi assures us that she’ll be here, and then Holly not being there has absolutely no explanation or bearing on the storyline of the episode, so I thought it was strange to start the show that way.

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Well since I can’t find any stories about this anywhere and it seems to be all over the Twitterverse, I guess I’ll take a second to write about what the hell is going on in Dance Moms world.

Let me introduce you to Erika Schrade, who apparently is a member of the Candy Apples Dance Company.

It all began fifteen hours ago, which would have been 1:30am my time, or 11:30pm, on the west coast, where the finale of Dance Moms at Nationals are filming.  So fifteen hours ago, this [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Have a Face as Awesome as This Guy’s – SYTYCD Recap

July 19, 2012
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Bah duh duh duh.. So You Think You Can Dance Dance dance dance…

Good times.  Something about Cat looks different tonight.  Different makeup, maybe?  I’m not sure.  Guys aren’t the best at figuring out what’s different.  We just know something’s different.  So don’t get so pissed at us when we don’t know if you cut your hair or put on different make up or something.  So not fair.

Anyways, I’m writing this after awaking from my medically-induced coma, which will be setting in again shortly.  Hopefully I can make it … [Keep Reading...]

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Ain’t No Party Like a Dance Moms Party – Dance Moms Recap

July 18, 2012
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Holy crap.  I feel miserable.  I don’t sick very often, so when I do, it blowwwwws.  I think it’s a sinus infection, but what the hell do I know?  Anyway, I tell you this in hopes that you’ll give me a pass if I’m not on my A-game this morning.

Note: Went to the doctor.  It’s viral, supposedly, and I’m on a bunch of medicine as a I finish this.  Bear with me.

Livin’ on the dance floor!  Nope.  It never gets old.

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So You Think You Think You Can Boot Four Dancers Next Week – SYTYCD Recap

July 12, 2012
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Oh, hello there, Cat.  I’ve missed you.  It’s been a while since we’ve had the SYTYCD stage filled with dancers, but I think this season is going to be pretty good.

The opening dance tonight was pretty badass, I thought.  I really want one of those arm band things that the guys wore on their right arms.  I don’t know what they are, but they look awesome and should be back in style.  Let’s make this happen.

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Chopping Down the Apple Tree – Dance Moms Recap

July 11, 2012
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Hey everyone!  SGWWGS coming live to you from the sunny state of Nevada.  The very VERY sunny state of Nevada.  Holy crap.  When we flew in yesterday, the thermometer at the house hit 121 degrees.  That’s a borderline oven.  Anyway, on to the show.

Previously on Dance Moms:  “Blah blah blah, Brooke formal, blah blah blah, wildebeest Payton, blah blah blah, Hedgehog annoying Mom, blah blah blah, Biggest dance competition ever, blah blah blah, Maddie wins two titles.”  Remember?

LIVIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!  My jam.

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