June 2012

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Previously on Dance Moms:

“Blah blah blah, second place isn’t good enough, blah blah blah, save me the time, blah blah blah fat.”

And of course, we start with the pyramid (which I so boldly and correctly predicted on Twitter before the show.  Yeah , I know it was obvious, but I’ll still gloat.  I have a blog.).  Who will be on the top this week?

I think we can all guess who the bottom two are.  Let’s all say it together on three.  One… two… Brooke and Paige!  If … [Keep Reading...]

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A little late with this one, but unfortunately real life gets a wee bit busy sometimes.  Better late than never, though, right??

Vegas Week!  Always some good drama here.  Let’s see what they have to offer us this season.

The show starts this week with some sort of seizure-inducing montage of the dancers’ original auditions that reminds me of the videos they show people in movies to brainwash them.

Our extra judges this week are Lil’ C, Debbie Allen, Adam Shankman, and Tyce Diorio, all joining Mary and Nigel.  The … [Keep Reading...]

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Skipgate!! – Dance Moms Recap

June 20, 2012
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Disclaimer:  I’ve had a significant amount of beer before writing this.  You see, I took Christi up on the drinking game that she posted on Twitter, which was to drink every time the words “spoon” or “ballet” were used.  I’ll be damned if they didn’t say those words at least 14 thousand times.  Needless to say, I ran out of beer.

When we last left Abby Lee Dance Company, Melissa had tattled on Chloe and Christi, Kelly cussed out Abby and didn’t let her kids dance their solos at the … [Keep Reading...]

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Straight Guys Who Watch Gay… Movies? – A Rock of Ages Review

June 16, 2012
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Fun.

That’s the word that comes to mind looking back at Rock of Ages.

It’s not the best writing or story or whatever else you’re looking for at the Sundance Film Festival, but it sure is a damn good time.  Let me start by throwing out a few pros and cons from the movie:

Pros:

1)  The soundtrack.  Holy shit.  How did they the rights to so many badass songs for this movie?  If you’re a fan of 80s metal (as everyone in the world should be), then there’s … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Pick Up Chicks in Utah – SYTYCD Recap

June 15, 2012
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Ah, Utah, a land of beauty.  And Mormons.  But beauty too, apparently.

Joining us this week is none other than the Shankster himself.  Gotta love this guy.  The only bad part about him being on the show is that he already says funny crap, so it makes me have less funny things to say.  I guess I’ll let it slide, though.

Incidently, his movie, Rock of Ages, comes out today.  We’re going to try to make it over there and have a review of it to post sometime this … [Keep Reading...]

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Dance Moms – Night of the Living Dancers

June 14, 2012
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NOTE: This hasn’t been reviewed yet, because my wife reviews these for me and she went to sleep hours ago like a normal human being.  Sorry for any errors you may or may not see.  I’m too tired to read through this whole damn thing again.

Ah, back from Vegas.  Sorry to keep all you lovely loyal readers waiting, but my hotel didn’t have Lifetime, and I installed a virus onto my computer looking for a copy to watch online.  Good times.  Let’s talk about how much Abby sucks.

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