Yeah, that’s right. Our good ol’ favorite tanning, lifting, smashing, pseudo-Italian meathead has just released a new single.
And so help me Bob, it is awful. Apparently it’s some sort of anti-drinking and driving anthem. You know, if anthems are auto-tuned, off-beat, and borderline retarded.
The song is called “How The F%#k We Gettin’ Home?!” and features a couple of other douche-canoes that you wouldn’t recognize either, because if you do, you likely wouldn’t be reading this blog. If you happen to be super-pumped about this, you can go here and remix the song yourself. There’s at least four tracks in the song to move around: One douchey rap vocal, one dopey “singing” track, and Ronnie’s awesome auto-tuned vocal over a shitty music track. Ugh. I seriously can’t listen to it again, but if you want to, check out TMZ’s video below.
And while we’re at it, let us not forget Angelina’s phenomenal song she released sometime between quitting Jersey Shore and realizing she made the biggest mistake ever.
RONNIE ANGRY. RONNIE SMASH!!!