Snooki and J-Woww have a New Show Soon. Goody.

by Matt on May 25, 2012 · 0 comments

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That’s my sarcastic happiness about Snooki’s tweet that I just read.

@snooki WOHOO our Snooki & JWOWW page is up on MTV!

Can we all agree that Jersey Shore is past its prime?  What makes MTV think that people are going to watch this?  No Pauly, who already has a show of his own that no one watches.  No Vinnie, who seems to be the only semi-normal on in the house, sans his crazy anxiety.  No Situation, who can’t get himself out of rehab (who would have seen that coming?).  No Deena or Sammi or Ronnie…. Okay, that’s a plus.

You know what the worst part is?  I’m going to watch this show.  I know I am.  And I hate myself for it.  I’m going to sit here and watch two idiot chicks Skype each other.  J-Woww, with her big ape of a boyfriend.  Snooki, with her little ape of a fetus.  It’ll be a show full of bitchiness and douchebaggery, and I won’t be able to delete it from my DVR until it slimes its way through my eyeballs and earholes and turns my brain into GTL-ed Silly Putty (which coincidentally is what all these guys will look like in twenty years).

Anyway, a “Super Trailer” is below if you’d like to have a look.   Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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