May 2012

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Yeah, that’s right.  Our good ol’ favorite tanning, lifting, smashing, pseudo-Italian meathead has just released a new single.

And so help me Bob, it is awful.  Apparently it’s some sort of anti-drinking and driving anthem.  You know, if anthems are auto-tuned, off-beat, and borderline retarded.

The song is called “How The F%#k We Gettin’ Home?!” and features a couple of other douche-canoes that you wouldn’t recognize either, because if you do, you likely wouldn’t be reading this blog.  If you happen to be super-pumped about this, you can go here[Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Be a Gay Ninja

by Matt on May 31, 2012 · 0 comments

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Ah, Los Angeles.  No way they’ll find any good dancers there, huh?

This week didn’t disappoint.  It had a little something for everyone.  And Gay Mitchell from Modern Family was a guest judge.  Gotta love him.

The show started with Mary saying all of the stuff she didn’t want to see during auditions, and Mitchell taking the mic and saying that the same stuff she was saying is exactly what he does want to see.  Good call, sir.

First up for auditioning was Alexa, who made it all the way … [Keep Reading...]

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Snooki and J-Woww have a New Show Soon. Goody.

May 25, 2012
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YAYYYY!!!

That’s my sarcastic happiness about Snooki’s tweet that I just read.

@snooki WOHOO our Snooki & JWOWW page is up on MTV!

Can we all agree that Jersey Shore is past its prime?  What makes MTV think that people are going to watch this?  No Pauly, who already has a show of his own that no one watches.  No Vinnie, who seems to be the only semi-normal on in the house, sans his crazy anxiety.  No Situation, who can’t get himself out of rehab (who would have seen that … [Keep Reading...]

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Kris Allen Thinks American Idol Sucks?

May 25, 2012
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Just read a post from TMZ.  Looks like Kris Allen thinks it’s time to send American Idol to its lonely talent-show-not-at-all-based-on-talent grave.

It’s hard for me to disagree with him.  In the beginning, sure some people got booted who were really good.  But now it seems like you have to not sing well to win the show.  Phil Phillips had no business winning a vocal competition.  I actually really like the guy, and like his music in doses.  I certainly wouldn’t want to listen to a whole album of … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Exorcise Me

May 25, 2012
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Bah dah ba ba.  Bah dah ba ba.  So You Think You Can Dance Dance dance dance…

Wow, it’s been way too long.

Oh, how I’ve missed you Cat and Nigel.  And I guess you too, Mary.  But I’m never going to say that again.

Tonight was pretty dad gum good as far as audition nights go.  There was laughter, tears, and pants-pissing fear. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Our first audition of the night was a flapper chick from the NYC.  She started off as a weirdo and ended up … [Keep Reading...]

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So You Think You Can Have a New Format This Year

May 24, 2012
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Hey guys!  Been a while, huh?  I know,  I say that all the time.

I’ve got some pretty cool stuff lined up for this season, though, so I think it’ll keep my motivated to keeping this train running this time.

Just thought I’d give you a heads up on a few things to note about SYTYCD this year, as I found on eonline.

First of all, as Miss @missamymarieC pointed out to me on Twitter, there will be two winners this year.  One guy, one girl.  Seems pretty stupid … [Keep Reading...]

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