No, but really. I do. In case you’re one of the eight people that watched America’s Got Talent last night, you saw Lys Agnes, the banshee in the video below, absolutely rape Aerosmith’s Dream On. This chick is awful. What makes things more awful is she’s in the top 10 contestants on this show! Seriously, how is that possible? My wife said this last night as we flipped the on and caught three contestants before we wanted to dip our heads in a vat of acid to stop the pain – “I feel like I’m better than all these people and all I do is sit in sweatpants on the couch.” That’s because you are, Sable.
This video was followed up by a magician who did about three blatantly obvious tricks. He had a goldfish cracker in his sleeve, a real goldfish in his mouth (gross), an aquarium with an already weakened portion of glass he could stick his hand through, and glass that slid down to cover the hole once he pulled his hand out. I’m half-retarded and I could figure out your tricks, bro. Try again.
Anyway, suffice it to say, I hate this show. This show is American Idol for people who will never be famous. Oh wait, that’s what American Idol is? Whatever, dude.