September 2011

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Okay, okay, I may have been a little harsh on her last night, but it’s not like she was really likable tonight.  She just wasn’t mean.  I was with Simon when she wouldn’t hurry up and give a straight yes or no answer, though.  Hurry up, chick.  You’re half the reason this show is taking up two damn hours of my life.

Anyway, thoughts from tonight’s last round of auditions:

  • Steve Jones.  Does anyone like anything about this guy besides his smashing good looks?  This guy could put me to
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Really, what happened to this chick?  I don’t know if any of you watched The Sing-off when she was a judge, but she was super sweet.  I don’t think she made any friends tonight.  And why did she feel like she had to prove herself?  Luckily for her, and to my total surprise, should can actually sing.  If not, she would have been embarrassed and I would have not written this because I’d still be laughing right now.  She comes across as just mean.  Simon is mean, but he’s funny … [Keep Reading...]

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Glee – Everyone’s a Unicorn (Do I need to say “Spoliers”?)

September 28, 2011
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Seriously, don’t read this if you haven’t watched the episode.  In fact, never read it if you haven’t watched it.  This is a recap.  There are spoilers.

Kurt is gay.

No, that’s not the spoiler. I just figured I’d go ahead and piss off anyone that’s offended by calling a gay person gay.  Don’t wanna waste anyone’s time.

A couple main storylines went on in this one.  First, auditions started for the school music, West Side Story.  Schue decided not to direct it this year because he wants to focus … [Keep Reading...]

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Glee Season Premiere – Mr. Schue Mans Up

September 23, 2011
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So I finally got around to watching the Glee season premiere.  I wouldn’t say it was anything spectacular, nor would I say it was terrible.  On a bright note, we didn’t have to listen to any music until about 16 minutes into the show.  On a dark note, there was still music.  And they made up for it plenty with the 14 hour musical number at the end.

Glee is a strange show to me.  I really don’t know why I watch it.  I generally can’t stand any of the … [Keep Reading...]

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A Few Bits from the 30 Minutes I’ve Watched So Far of Last Night’s X Factor

September 22, 2011
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So I spent last night eating craploads of steak and drinking many delicious drinks in celebration of my mom’s clean MRI (Go Mom!  Woot!)  Because of this, the only bit of The X Factor that I saw was last night was the first half hour or so.  Here’s a few observations from last night, and hopefully I’ll get a fuller review to you soon.

  • Worst theme song ever.  It sounds like something that should be on a Dance Dance Revolution game.  Seriously, play back the theme song and see if
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If You Enjoyed This Last Night, I Hate You

September 7, 2011
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No, but really.  I do.  In case you’re one of the eight people that watched America’s Got Talent last night, you saw Lys Agnes, the banshee in the video below, absolutely rape Aerosmith’s Dream On.  This chick is awful.  What makes things more awful is she’s in the top 10 contestants on this show!  Seriously, how is that possible?  My wife said this last night as we flipped the on and caught three contestants before we wanted to dip our heads in a vat of acid to … [Keep Reading...]

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