July 2010

So You Think You Can Be Homeless

by Matt on July 28, 2010 · 0 comments

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Ah, another SYTYCD Performance night.

Today I’m bringing you my blog from Nevada, where I’m visiting my folks.  That’s why this is getting posted so late, compared to usual.  I’m two hours behind my usual life, but it still feels early here, so… eh.

By the way, can I just say that time zones are stupid?  Yes?  Okay.  Time zones are stupid.

Why does the time need to change from California to New York?  The sun comes out at freakin’ 5:30 in the morning here.  When I wake up at … [Keep Reading...]

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It’s always hard to figure out how to start writing one of these reviews.

Last night’s show just wasn’t that compelling to me.  I was also incredibly tired when I was watching, so that didn’t help.  But last week I was annoyed when they were making 6 dancers take up two hours.  But five dancers in two hours this week?  Good God.  We get it.  They can dance.  We don’t need 58 dances from each of them each night in order to see how good they are.

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So You Think You Can Be Tahitian

July 14, 2010
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So as I was watching last night, the first thing I noticed was how short the intro was.

One, two, three, four, five… six?  I swear there was one more…

Oh no!  Galvatron is injured too?  Dang it!  Why can’t it be Billy or Jose?  No justice.  No freakin’ justice.

So it looks like we’ll probably lose another person by default instead of losing someone because they’re awful.  Not that that ever happens anyway.  Only the awful survive.  It’s Darwinism or something.

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So You Think You Can Get Pregnant at Prom

July 7, 2010
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Bah dah bah bah, So You Think You Can, Bah dah bah bah, So You Think You Can DANCE Dance dance dance…

That’s a catchy ass song.  Especially since the only words in it are the name of the show.  But it gets stuck in my head like crazy.

Anyway, last night was pretty lame.  It’s not like it was bad, it just wasn’t very interesting.  I guess it should have been, but I didn’t find myself very captivated.  I can’t pinpoint why.

However, I can say that these two … [Keep Reading...]

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