So You Think You Can Tap Off-Beat and Not Piss off My Earholes

by Matt on June 30, 2010 · 0 comments

Melinderrrrrrrrrr

Ah, another night of So You Think You Can Dance.

Inspiration, warmth, and total freakin’ annoyance by a tapper.

Seriously, this chick is getting on my nerves.  We’ll get to her dance later, but if you happen to be as awesome as me, you follow So You Think You Can Dance on Facebook.  And if you follow So You Think You Can Dance on Facebook, you saw Melinda’s status update.  All of the other contestants post about how they’re having a great time and they appreciate their fans and can’t wait to show us their new dance and blah blah blah.  Well here’s Melinda’s post:

“Show day.  Work.”

Ugh.  Ugh with a side of ugh.  Why do I get bothered by this chick so much?  I have no idea.  But apparently she’s too busy being better than all of us to say hi and that she loves her fans.  Well I’ve got news for you, Tappy:  You have no fans.  And I’m pretty sure every time you tap for your intro dance, people get annoyed.  Maybe it’s just me.  I don’t know.  But hearing the music turn down just so we can hear your totally off-beat, no-rhythm tapping, I just want to throw my remote through the TV.  Harsh?  Probably.

Now that we have that out of the way…

The show started by letting us know that we’d be finding out who all of the contestants’ inspirations are.  No way it could ever be people I’ve never heard of, right?

Does it bother anyone else that you can never hear the crowd’s reaction when Cat is talking?  She always looks like she’s nuts and responding to nobody.  No laughs, no boos, no shouts.  It’s weird.

Apparently Alex will be dancing with a dude, Twitch, tonight.  Odd, but strangely compelling.

I decided before I watched that they pretty much have to kick off a guy tonight.  There’s way too many.  You know what that means?  Tappy McSnobFace is safe again.

On to the dances…

Adacheeky and Lauren:

Adacheeky was inspired by Desmonde Richardson.  He said there was nothing feminine about this guy’s dancing, and then it showed him wearing a chick’s shirt.  Yeah, that’s right.  That’s him on the right in the picture.  Definitely manly.

Adacheeky is definitely likeable, though.

He and Lauren did a Hip Hop routine to Hot-n-Fun by N.E.R.D. featuring Nelly Furtado.  Nelly Furtado?  Isn’t she the chick who sang the song about how she’s like a bird flying away and stuff?  What happened to that Nelly Furtado?  And speaking of that, what happened to Nelly?  Not a day goes by when I don’t get a little hot in herre.

Their costumes were cool, but they didn’t stay on for very long.  Lauren ripped off her shirt like it was on fire.

I pretty much liked everything about it.  I’d watch it again, and that’s saying something for this show.

The judges dug it too, saying he has personality and confidence now.  Nice.

Why is Mia Michaels still a judge?  I thought they were going to be switching around the judges this season.  I definitely don’t miss the loud plastic-faced Mary Murphy sending tidal waves of noise straight through my earholes, but I liked the idea of getting to see some different faces.

Shankman gave him a standing ovation, and Adacheeky let us know that what we saw was the real him.  Let’s hope so, because that was mighty fine, good sir.

Grade:  A

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