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Oh, hello there!  It’s been a while.   I don’t even remember what’s happened since we last met, but hey, we’ll see what happens from here. Oh, and since my last post, I met with Christi here in San Antonio.  We hung out and chatted, and I’ll be posting the interview story shortly.  It’s done, but it’s going through a bit of review.

So anyway…. LIVIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!  Ah, we’re back.

Here we are at ALDC.  Everyone pulls up, glad to be back from a break that didn’t … [Keep Reading...]

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Wow, it’s been a while!  I’ve been a bit MIA, but I’m back!  Let’s talk about bit about tonight’s “Tell-All Part 2,” shall we?

First off, Abby is just getting worse, right?  I mean, she started off as a loud, annoying lady who yells at kids.  Now she’s a loud, annoying lady who yells at kids and is a straight up a-hole to the rest of the world too.  Downward spiral?  Sure seems it.  Let’s break it down.

A little recap of last week’s Part 1:  The girls danced, Christi … [Keep Reading...]

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A Dislocation to Remember – SYTYCD L.A. Audition Recap

May 15, 2013
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Helloooooo, Cat Deeley.  It’s been far too long.  ave you decided to marry me yet?  No?  Okay, maybe next time.

Los Angeles.  Here we are.  First round of auditions.  Mitchell from Modern Family as a guest judge.  It was a solid round, with (oddly) no horrible auditions, excluding dislocating kneecaps.  But more on that later.  For now, I’ll just give you my quick thoughts on each of the featured dancers from tonight.  And keep in mind, if you’re not familiar with my SYTYCD recaps, I always have names for the … [Keep Reading...]

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That’s a Wrap – A Dance Moms Recap

March 27, 2013
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So I was trying to figure out why I’m so burnt out on writing this show.  I think it’s because there’s no end in sight.  I checked around online, and if Wikipedia is to be believed, WE’RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THIS SEASON.  Good God.  No wonder the moms complain about so much filming.  I would too.  Anyways, on with the recap.

Previously on Dance Moms:  Cathy says they beat ALDC, Cathy subsequently gets beaten by ALDC, Nia was the best Rosa Parks since Rosa Parks was Rosa Parks, and Douchey Dad … [Keep Reading...]

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Speed-Dating with a 50-Yard Line Girl – A Dance Moms Recap

March 6, 2013
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Speed-dating.  War.  Shenanigans.  Just another week of Dance Moms.  Let’s get this party started.

Previously on Dance Moms:  A dog died, Christi and Kelly made up and harmony was restored, and Black Patsy wreaked havoc in the halls of a competition and in the hearts of children.

LIVIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!  Never gets old.

Into rehearsal the moms and girls walk.  Abby tells them congratulations to win, but still pretty much tells them they were awful.  Kelly reminds Abby that they won by seven points, but Abby don’t give … [Keep Reading...]

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Every Dog Has Its Day – A Dance Moms Recap

February 27, 2013
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There’s something about that first mowing of your grass after winter that makes you think that just maybe your lawn isn’t quite as shitty as you think it is.  So as I sit here smelling of freshly mowed grass and my dog’s crap, what better is there to do than to write a recap of last night’s Dance Moms for you all?  On we go.

Previously on Dance Moms:  Chloe and Christi were “suspended,” Christi and Kelly hate each other (and we all hate it), and Abby ate a child.… [Keep Reading...]

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